Trixie: What’s that baby? You’re a Level 5 Chaotic Evil Half-Orc? Oh, that makes me so hot. I’m a Lawful Neutral Druidic Monk with +5 melee range, Boots of Levitation, and a big, sharp Vorpal Sword. I want you to cast a saving throw, baby! Roll your twelve-sided die and cast it! Cast it!
Christy: So, what’s your name?
Warren: Warren Grabowski.
Christy: Help me, Warren Grabowski, you’re my only hope.
Warren: I like that. Tell me I’m a nerf herder!
Christy: You know what you are, Warren? You’re a stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder.
Warren: Oh, God, yes!
Candy: You know what time it is, baby? It’s the Vulcan mating season of Pon Farr. Much like the eel-birds of Regulus V, if I don’t find a mate, I’ll die.
Trekkie: I’m giving myself the Vulcan Nerve Pinch right now. Oooooh!
Candy: Oooh, yeah, I like that. I wanna do something logical to you, baby.
Trekkie: Ooh, that’s nice!
Lexis: You’ve been a bad Hobbit, haven’t you?
Hobbit: I have been a bad Hobbit, yes.
Lexis: Well, bad Hobbits get sent to Mordor.
Hobbit: But I want to go back to the Shire. Take me back to Eriador.
Lexis: Oh, you’re going to Mordor, all right. First we’re going all the way to Minas Morgul.
Hobbit: Okay, that’s good.
Lexis: We’re going to take the long way around the plateau of Golgoroth.
Hobbit: Okay, I can’t take it!
Lexis: Then we’re going right to the tippy-top of Barad-Dûr.
Hobbit: Yes!- Saturday Night Live 30x11
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